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The Worst College Essay in the World

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Irena Smith
Mar 27, 2025
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In last week’s post, I confessed that my splenetic nature wants me to start fights with strangers on the internet and wakes me up in the middle of the night with perfect responses to long-ago slights. I also mentioned that my husband David, who is the better angel of my nature, dissuaded me from putting a fake college essay called “The Worst College Ess…

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