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Don't worry, I'm keeping track of what's happening in Palo Alto on my hot girl walks

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Irena Smith
Mar 14, 2025
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Palo Alto is a funny place to live. Funny does not always mean fun, but it does mean that there’s rarely a dull moment around here. For instance: a nearby house recently went viral as “the most obnoxious real estate listing in America” for touting the academic pedigree of the owner’s children. (Buy this house so your children can also be admitted to Har…

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